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Taoism – Shit happens
Hare Krishna – Shit happens rama rama ding ding
Hinduism – This shit happened before
Islam – If shit happens, take a hostage
Zen – What is the sound of shit happening?
Buddhism – When shit happens, is it really shit?
Confucianism- Confucias say, “Shit happens”
7th day Adventist – Shit happends on Saturday
Protestantism – Shit wont happen if I Work harder
Catholicism – If shit happens I deserve it
Jehovah’s Witness – Knock, knock, “Shit happens”
Unitarian – What is this shit
Mormon – Shit happens again and again and again…
Judaism – Why does this shit always happen to me?
Rastafarianism – Lets smoke this shit
*UPDATE*
Scientology – Shit happens if you don’t give me all your money
Altruism: If shit happens, blame me.
New Age: According to my crystal ball – shit will happen
Atheism: Religious shit happens
